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In the website where most of my dates are coming from there is a section in which you ask, like in a cybernetic wishing well, what it is you want the other to be like, look like, think like, etc. You write that in and throw a penny over your left shoulder in hopes that only those men (or women) will find you because they are what you are looking for.

Here some of the most amusing 'wants and needs' I have found so far...

A professor from Europe (he mentions his Continent of origin several times in his profile, as well as in the message he sent me) mentions how much he likes women al'naturel. He quotes Germaine Greer "Men who do not want their women shaved and deodorized into complete tastelessness are powerless against women's own distate for their own bodies." So there, the teacher adds.

A 41 year old tells of his story as a PhD in English, a Shakespeare professor and then his uphill change into a trading stocks at home so he could afford his addiction to, uhm, Italian shoes.
He keeps changing what you should be if you are honored enough to message him. Today is more demure, like talking about Roxy music and whatnot. A few days ago he had posted a link to his Flikr account and you should only message him if you looked like his girlfriend, who was on the pictures in the flikr url he posted. eery? He also mentioned that you should message him if you dress, yes, like his girlfriend or some other woman, and if you don't, he will buy you clothes soon, including Valentino when you marry.
Yesterday he posted a few links to some porn websites stating that you should only message him if you look like that and are into that.

A 33 Christmass tress salesman claims that you should only message him if you believe the dude abides.

A 40 year old has, as his main profile picture, himself as an undernourished karate-pose child. He speaks of his independence and fun life, and then he quotes Twain: "to have the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with".

A 30 something ex actor asks to be written to as long as you don't mind him taliing about Shakespeare characters as if they were his close friends.

A 40-year-old quotes Emilly Heller: I've been single for a while an I have to say it's going very well... Like it's working out. I think I'm the one".

He then concludes this part of the profile claiming he does have space for one or two, as long as they are respectful of his original attachmet. ( polyamory and your primary relationship is with yourself! love this!)